On June 21 st, 2010, after looking at some photos of myself, I came to the realization that I was slipping below the standards I'd mentioned above. They should never allow their body-fat to rise above 10% and 13%, respectively. For many, 8% and 11% body fat may be their ultimate goal, but for a true physique competitor or trainer, that's your job.
Which brings me back to six weeks: It's plenty of time for an athlete with 8% or 11% body fat to get under 5% or 9% body fat. So what do I consider ideal body fat standards for athletes? Male physique athletes should maintain less than 8% body-fat and females less than 11%, at least from spring to fall winter is the only time you have the right to look a little more "normal" and enjoy holiday food and festivities without turning every turkey dinner into an infomercial for Tupperware and OCD medications. If that's what you want, great – just don't delude yourself that you need to do that to add size, and please, don't try to convince me, either. Don't get fat in the off-season and then try to convince yourself that you gained muscle, or tell yourself that "It's unhealthy to be that lean all the time" bodybuilding bullshiznit.īulking-up will not improve your physique it will make you bulky. That's an important point that bears repeating: If you compete, then you're a physique competitor if you're a physique competitor, then look the part. With apologies to the contest prep gurus out there who charge by the month, it shouldn't take a quarter of the year to get ready for a show-unless you're too damn fat to begin with. Trust me, six weeks is plenty of time for an athlete that isn't fat to get into contest or photo-shoot shape.
Six weeks is much less than the standard pre-contest recommendations of 12-16 weeks that you read about on the web or in muscle magazines (catalogs). Without fail, I always get a look of bewilderment and skepticism, peppered with a touch of mild amusement. When I consult with physique competitors, I usually recommend a six-week contest preparation. You can't judge a book by its cover, but I know an out-of-shape fat bastard when I see one.Įnough with the name calling and finger-pointing this article entails my personal regimen that I used to go from 191 lbs and 8% body fat to 183 lbs and 4.6% body fat in less than six weeks. The strength coaching and fitness industry is overrun with armchair coaches who can't get their clients, much less themselves, in even fairly decent shape. In my mind, to do otherwise is both disrespectful to the client and a huge knock on the trainer's credibility.
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Just fucking awesome.People part with their hard-earned dollars in exchange for me to tell them how to exercise, eat, and sleep, and it's an honor to have my knowledge held in such high esteem.Ĭoming from a military background, I'm a firm believer in the creed, "a good leader leads from the front." In the strength and conditioning context, that means a good trainer's physique should always reflect the benefits of what he or she teaches. Creed Shredsįor some reason, thisnextsongiscalled decided to disable embedding for my absolute favorite Shreds video : a dead-on parody of NIN’s “March of the Pigs.” The skill and detail of that particular video is tremendous : from the drum sound to the room tone to all of the little nuanced background noises that really push it over the top. His most recent masterpiece is a candidate for funniest-yet Shreds video. Rounding out the selection is Creed, already honored by two previous Shreds videos created by spiritswitchboard. On the heels of StSanders is thisnextsongiscalled. Here are a few more, chronologically sorted and ending with the most recent. When you see the drummer, you only hear drums. The basic idea goes like this : take a music video by a well-known band and overdub it with something hilariously awful (typically accounting for lip sync, but not necessarily).Īs far as I know, the phenomenon started with a handful of videos by a YouTube user known as StSanders – the oldest video I’ve been able to track down is his Santana Shreds video : Santana ShredsĮven in its early stages, the hallmarks that have come to define these kinds of videos are there : the horrible guitar playing, the faint crowd clapping (always politely clapping, for some reason), intentionally ridiculous sample use (check out the timbale solo at :34), and the idea that the only person being heard should be the one on camera. The perpetuation of “shreds” videos is one of my favorite ongoing Internet memes.
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